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 From Howimetyourmother. *Wait 3 days before calling a girl* Jesus started the wait 3 days thing, he waited 3 days to come back to life. it was perfect, if he only waited one day, then a lot of people wouldnt heard that he died. they be like hey Jesus, what up? Jesus will be like What up, i died yesterday. then they be, err. you look pretty alive to me dude,

 Then Jesus will have to explain how he was resurrected and how it was a miracle. then the dude will be like, okkayy whatever you say bro..
Then he cant come back on a saturday! everybody is busy, doing chores, trimming their beards. HE waited the exact number of days...3.

 PLUS its Sunday! everyone is in church already. they be going like "no... Jesus is dead.." then BAMMM! Jesus burst through the back door and run up the aisles and everyone is totally psyched. and fyi, that is when Jesus invented the high 5. ~ true story :)